Another Benefit of Senior Citizenship…

JP’s HiddenHackFest Cam, 5/18/11
RJ, out celebrating 60.

Few people are aware that Medicare Part B.77.C

provides eligible seniors with a qualified nurse's
 aide-caddy on municipal golf courses on their birthday.

  This is a free service that, fortunately, RJ was able to
take full advantage of this year.

The aide’s duties include driving cart; teeing up ball;

wheeling senior up to ball; standing by to catch senior

 after he hits ball; replacing all divots; fishing ball out

 of cup; serving Metamucil, administering meds, and changing

 golfer’s Depends at the turn; washing dirty balls (sorry, golf balls

only); changing golfer’s Depends at end of round; providing
mouth-to-mouth, if needed, at any time during round (the best
part for many seniors)....

Congratulations on your new eligibility for this exciting and

little-known government program, RJ.  Most importantly: 

All the best on your Big Day.