Yeah...I'm on the list. Me and Barak...buds. Amazing that
with hunting Easter eggs on the White House lawn, knocking
off bin laden, chugging Guinness in Dublin, and authorizing
bombing runs on Libya, he finds the time to write me. I have no
idea what he wants -- I've decided to keep the envelope pristine,
unopened, so I can sell it on ebay one day -- but no doubt he just
wants to be my pen pal. What a great guy. Our President, my amigo.
Pen pal? Probably PayPal. Have you heard? He's running for re-election.
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