HB, M.E.!

Photo by Luigi Forentino, Vatican Enterprises.  All
rights reserved.

Now that this gem of a shot has been unearthed,

please be advised that henceforth, these are the only

approved cuss words that can be used in the presence

of Her Holiness while her application for sainthood

 is being processed by the church:**

Shoot

Poop

Dang

Doggone it

H-E-double hockey sticks

Frickin’

Flippin’
Freakin'

Fuddrucker

Heck
Son of a pup

Oh my gosh
Gosh darn
Goldurned

Crud
Jiminy Christmas

Arse

Dangit

For Pete's sake
For cryin' out loud
Golly
Gosh golly
Oh sugar
Stinkin'

Fudge

Fiddlesticks
For heaven's sake
What on earth...!
Dagnabit

Geeze

Geeze Louise (preferred)

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All the Very Frickin Best on Your Big Day,

Mary Ella! (Now get out there and have
gosh darned good time for heaven's sake!)

**(NOTE: This can sometimes take 2-3 centuries.)