H.B. Alayna!

Sometimes, people have secret sides of themselves that
they rarely,  if ever, show...

Thanks to the Hidden HackFester cam and inside information, we can plainly see

that Alayna, for instance, has her Mormon side.  Wearer of long, modest dresses

 that say “I’m married;” hair pulled back severely, so as not to obscure her vision

 while sweeping the porch; on this summer’s reading list: The Book of Mormon;

 one of the rare women who actually admires robotic Mitt Romney; secretly

 dvr’d every last episode of Big Love and watches it when nobody is around;

an unspoken yearning for a Sister-Wife or two; the desire to be around

 many children, most of them not her own, etc., etc. The signs are

all there…how did we ever miss them?!

All the Best on Your Big Day Alayna!  (We raise our cups of coffee, tea,

coke,  beer, wine, etc. to you even if our indulging in such evil

 beverages does make Joseph Smith roll over in his

creepy Mormon casket.)

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